P.A.N.C.A.S.I.L.A

Dalam rangka 17 Agustus 2007
Berhubung kita sudah otonomi daerah, maka di setiap upacara
Pengucapan Pancasila harus sesuai dengan bahasa daerahnya . . . .

Pancasila (Jawa)
siji: Gusti Alllah ora ono koncone
loro: Dadi wong kudu sing adil lan ojo kejem-kejem
telu: Indonesia bersatu kabeh
papat: karo tonggo-tonggo nek ono masalah diomongno bareng-bareng opo o
limo: mangan ra mangan sing penting kumpul

Pancasila (Sunda)
hiji: Gusti Allah eta sorangan sareng ageng pisan
dua: ka sorangan teh sikapna kudu sami, ulah ngabeda-beda keun..
tilu: Indonesia kuduna mah jadi hiji
Opat: Ra’yat Indonesia sae na pang mutuskeun sagala teh disepakatkeun
heula. Kedah bager lan bijaksana
Lima: Ceunah teh sikap sosialna kudu adil hiji sareng batur.

Pancasila (Batak Toba)
Sada: Dang adong na pajago-jagohon di jolo ni Debata
Dua : Maradat tu sude jolma
Tolu : Punguan ni halak Indonesia
Opat : Marbadai … marbadai, dungi mardame
Lima : Godang pe habis saotik pe sukkup

Poncosilo (jawa kromo)
kaping setunggal: Gusti ingkang Maha satunggal
Kaping kalih: Tiang ingkang Adil lan beradab
kaping tiga: persetunggalan Indonesia
kaping sekawan: Kerakyatan ingkang dipimpin kaliyan hikmat lan
kewicaksonoan dateng permusyawaratan kang diwakilkan.
kaping gangsal:Adil kang sosial kangge sakabehe tiang Indonesia

Pancasila (Palembang)
sute: Tuhan ne sute tu’la
due: jelme harus khapat same rate
tige: jelme Indones iane bersatu padu
empat: jeleme Indonesiane diketuci ngai hikmah dimane ngedapatkan
jawaban dadi gegale masalah
Leme: kesameratean hidup ne jelmekangok Indonesia…

Pancasila (Ambon)
1. Torang samua tawu cuma ada Tuang Allah yaitu Tete manu… 2.
Orang ambon samu harus tau adat
3. acang deng obet harus bisa bakubae
4. Paitua deng maitua harus bae-bae di rumah rakyat
5. samu harus bisa jaga diri karna ambon lapar makan orang……….

Pancasila (Manado)
1. Cuma boleh ba satu Tuhan
2. Selalu adil kong ja pake ontak
3. Torang samua satu, Bangsa Indonesia
4. Tu rakyat musti slalu bakumpul kong bicara bae-2 spy slalu ada
kaputusan gagah yg semua trima deng nang hati.
5. voor seluruh rakyat Indonesia, nyanda ada tu jabaku kase beda-2
perlakuan.

Pancasilo (Padang)
ciek: Bintang Basagi Limo
duo: Rantai pangikek kudo
tigo: pohon baringin gadang ta’mpek kito bacinto
ampek: kapalo banteng bataduk duo
limo: padi jo kapeh pambaluik nan luko..

*BHINEKA TUNGGAL IKA*

MERDEKAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ALGORITHM

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

Smart man + smart woman = romance

Smart man + dumb woman = affair

Dumb man + smart woman = marriage

Dumb man + dumb woman = baby 

OFFICE ARITHMETIC

Smart boss + smart employee = profit

Smart boss + dumb employee = production

Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion

Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

SHOPPING MATH

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.

A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn’t need.

GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

HAPPINESS

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.

To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

LONGEVITY

Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, and she does.

DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED

Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You’re next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.