JANGAN BERHENTI

Seorang Perancis, Italia dan Inggris sedang
berbincang-bincang setelah makan malam.

Si Perancis memulai pembicaraan, “Kemarin malam aku bercinta
dengan pacarku 3 kali, dan pagi ini dia membuat beefsteak
terlezat buatku dan mengatakan padaku betapa dia mencintaiku”

Si Italia tak kalah bercerita, “Ah, kemarin malam aku bercinta
dengan pacarku 6 kali, dan pagi ini dia memanggang barbeque
terlezat buatku dan mengatakan padaku tak ada orang lain sehebatku”

Dan kau Inggris, bagaimana kemarin malammu?

Si Inggris bercerita, “Ah, saya hanya sekali bercinta semalam,”.

“Cuma sekali?” tanya si Perancis. “Cuma
sekali” tanya si Italia arogan, “lalu apa
yang dikatakan pacarmu pagi harinya?”

Si Inggris menjawab, “Jangan dulu berhenti…”

English Version: “Don’t stop.”

A Frenchman, an Italian and an Englishman were seated
together on an overseas flight. After a few drinks,
the men began discussing their home lives.

“Last night I made love to my wife four times,” the Frenchman
bragged, “and this morning she made me delicious crepes
and she told me how much she adored me.”

“Ah, last night I made love to my wife six times,” the Italian
responded, “and this morning she made me a wonderful omelette
and told me she could never love another man.”

When the Englishman remained silent, the Frenchman smugly asked,
“And how many times did YOU make love to your wife last night?”

“Once,” he replied.

“Only ONCE?!!!” the Italian arrogantly snorted.
“And what did she say to you this morning?”

“Don’t stop.”

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